I want to do bad things with good intentions
in need of friends in the ft. lauderdale, fl area who like going to rock shows and comic conventions
holy shit, titanfall comes out for the 360 today. guess I know what I’m doing after work. I think it’s pay day, too.
my boss is upset I didn’t show up for shipment this morning, but what am I supposed to do when I caught the flu and standing outside in the cold at 6am doesn’t seem like it’s going to help? I could barely stand a 4 hour shift yesterday and wanted to go home after the first hour. I even asked to leave and that should’ve been a sign that I really wasn’t feeling well because for the most part, I’m a reliable employee and don’t ask for much.
Mom: Kim Kardashian got attacked by an elephant while she was taking a selfie
Me: did she sue the elephant?
Roomie: if she didn’t, Kanye probably did